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You're Only Human
I'm supposed to say something here that will make you want to read my book.
Well, to my knowledge, this is the first book ever written and illustrated by a gecko. So by reading it, you'll become part of history, especially if it ends up on the bestseller list. You can say, "I helped put the first book ever written by a gecko on the bestseller list". Which is almost like being able to say, "I was in the kitchen the day they invented tomato gravy". What's tomato gravy, you ask? Well, that's another good reason to read my book - to learn what tomato gravy is. Not to mention, when the movie comes out, you can say, "I thought the book was better than the movie". Unless you think the movie is better than the book. But how will you ever know unless you read my book? So there you have it. I think my work is done here.
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